icantotallyravetothis

Anonymous asked:

Sick of fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminists like you

dajo42 answered:

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

THANKS FOR INADVERTENTLY GIVING ME THE COOLEST TITLE EVER

I’M GONNA PUT THIS ON MY ABOUT ME PAGE

i’m not even gonna respond to the hateful part like you surely know you’re trash already i’m just gonna proudly be a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

dajo42:

I’m assuming everybody who gave this notes also identifies as a fat pirate dragon-worshiping feminist and is equally confused as to which of the many possible meanings the title could be referring to…

icantotallyravetothis

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

that’s fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

icantotallyravetothis

icantotallyravetothis:

mrdaveenglish:

orangelemonart:

kaiba-s-giant-dick:

Why is Homestuck missing?

Because, while Homestuck may be annoying to people not in the fandom, it talks about DIFFERENT THINGS. It updates frequently. All you ever hear about Doctor Who is him and Rose leaning against a wall. All you ever hear about Supernatural is that Dean and Cas are gay. All you ever hear about Sherlock is that he loved John so much he jumped off a building for him. And all you hear about Avengers is that Loki is precious.

Homestuck may be a lot of annoying things, but at least it is a LOT of annoying things instead of just the same one over and over.

god bless tumblr user orangelemonart

THANK. YOU.

dankbelladonna
team-apex:

alexander-the-amazing:

You know why I find this so cool? If it weren’t for aura then this should have broken her wrist. Even if she were blocking with her forearm it’d be impressive. I saw something similar to this in real life where a guy tried to block a kick to the head with his forearm and the sheer force of the kick broke the guys bones. And Pyrrha here is blocking with her wrist. A joint bone. Joint bones are a lot easier to break than other bones in the body.
Unless Mercury can’t kick worth shit (which he probably can cause that’s his fighting style) then Pyrrha should have been in some serious pain (again, if it weren’t for aura). There’s also the part about how Mercury is kicking with a chunk of metal around his legs (even if it wasn’t metal it would still increase the force of the hit).
To sum it all up, Pyrrha is a badass.

she was also guiding the sword at the same time she was slowing down his kick

team-apex:

alexander-the-amazing:

You know why I find this so cool? If it weren’t for aura then this should have broken her wrist. Even if she were blocking with her forearm it’d be impressive. I saw something similar to this in real life where a guy tried to block a kick to the head with his forearm and the sheer force of the kick broke the guys bones. And Pyrrha here is blocking with her wrist. A joint bone. Joint bones are a lot easier to break than other bones in the body.

Unless Mercury can’t kick worth shit (which he probably can cause that’s his fighting style) then Pyrrha should have been in some serious pain (again, if it weren’t for aura). There’s also the part about how Mercury is kicking with a chunk of metal around his legs (even if it wasn’t metal it would still increase the force of the hit).

To sum it all up, Pyrrha is a badass.

she was also guiding the sword at the same time she was slowing down his kick